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Magikarp Nicknames

Magikarp
Magikarp
Bad
Call it bad all you want, it will respond.
Wed 30 Dec 2009 06:06:50 UTC by TTT-Baritoner
The Name Rater says...
Please leave your message after the tone, the Name Rater cannot be here right now.
Rated: Thu 11 Feb 2010 11:25:26 UTC
Magikarp
Magikarp
magiturd
turd is another name for crap so.......
Thu 24 Dec 2009 12:51:44 UTC by absol66
The Name Rater says...
I've heard worse.
Rated: Fri 29 Jan 2010 22:58:30 UTC
Magikarp
Magikarp
Rubbish100
Cos it's RUBBISH if you catch it at Lv 100 cos it'll NEVER evolve into Gyarados!
Thu 12 Nov 2009 09:24:10 UTC by Cyrus Shadowclaw
The Name Rater says...
Then why catch it at Lv 100?
Rated: Mon 04 Jan 2010 23:24:30 UTC
Magikarp
Magikarp
Name Rater
I could never find a good nickname for my Magikarp. So I met a bunch of people, and recorded their names, and made a list. The list was something like: Bob, Zack, John, Albert, Name Rater, Justin, Brian, Chris... Then I picked what sounded the best, which was Name Rater. /sarcasm
Wed 24 Jun 2009 04:30:49 UTC by Chaos Rush
The Name Rater says...
Oh aren't you so witty and clever. I bet you've got a pound for every girl you've ever spoken to, yet you can't even afford something off that pound saver menu at McDonalds.
Rated: Mon 14 Dec 2009 22:12:33 UTC
Magikarp
Magikarp
Joey
My brother Joey is about as smart as a Magikarp. And I gave it an Everstone so it would be small, puny, and immature forever. :D
Sat 25 Apr 2009 15:15:19 UTC by Radioactive Rainbow
The Name Rater says...
Well aren't you the brightest spark in the box?
Rated: Fri 06 Nov 2009 00:13:48 UTC
Magikarp
Magikarp
magicrap
my mate made it up when we took the mick out of it at school and frankley it is megaley crap evan pokemon dex entrey says its the worlds weakest pokemon
Thu 09 Apr 2009 10:39:23 UTC by absol66
The Name Rater says...
How original.
Rated: Thu 05 Nov 2009 21:40:18 UTC
Magikarp
Magikarp
Crap
Magikarp...It's living crap
Thu 02 Apr 2009 21:30:02 UTC by Spriter Neb
The Name Rater says...
This nickname is Magikarp.
Rated: Wed 04 Nov 2009 00:23:48 UTC
Magikarp
Magikarp
Salmo
I named this fish Salmo because he may be a salmon and he is red like Elmo. He also has big white eyes like Elmo, so yeah, Salmo.
Wed 07 Jan 2009 01:54:58 UTC by
The Name Rater says...
I honestly can't remember such a poor attempt at merging two completely unconnected words together. Then again, I still can't understand why anyone would even want to do such a thing in the first place.
Rated: Fri 17 Jul 2009 22:32:48 UTC
Magikarp
Magikarp
Dust Guard
simple logic, idea one obtain a magikarp and get to 100, as my gf had diamond and everyone put magikarps up for legendary, anyway the naming i asked her for a nickname and she read it of a mr sheen pack, what do ya say seneret XD?
Tue 25 Nov 2008 23:33:44 UTC by andrewkun
The Name Rater says...
Seneret? Oh christ, they're not breeding are they?
Rated: Mon 22 Jun 2009 22:35:04 UTC
Magikarp
Magikarp
Forbearer
Forbearing is another word for patience, or to withhold yourself. I chose this nickname because it seems as if Magikarp is a pathetic and useless pokemon to have, but it is withholding it's power for until after evolution. Also I guess, your patience in training it up also adds to the nickname.
Tue 05 Aug 2008 02:47:22 UTC by
Sentret says...
But like doesn't it need more hair if it is going to be a bear? Or maybe a cub if it is before a bear. Sentret thinks like it would be a lot stronger then anyway...
Rated: Sat 14 Feb 2009 12:53:07 UTC
Magikarp
Magikarp
Name Rater
This will be you in a few months helpless and stupid. so why dont you quit ur job while ur ahead
Fri 25 Jul 2008 21:01:06 UTC by .:Lt Surge:.
The Name Rater says...
In today's economical climate? Don't be ridiculous.
Rated: Thu 15 Jan 2009 22:42:51 UTC
Magikarp
Magikarp
Whiskers
It has whiskers!
Fri 02 May 2008 15:26:54 UTC by PokeSurfer
The Name Rater says...
Well thanks for reaffirming what the rest of us knew ten years ago. FYI: The world didn't end last week.
Rated: Mon 22 Sep 2008 22:25:02 UTC
Magikarp
Magikarp
RUBBISH!
because its a rubbish pokemon much better evolved as gyrados
Mon 14 Apr 2008 08:17:11 UTC by CELABI 2
The Name Rater says...
How about evolving it then, idiot.
Rated: Sat 30 Aug 2008 22:46:02 UTC
Magikarp
Magikarp
stupid
he can't do anything
Fri 11 Apr 2008 16:54:53 UTC by pokemon expert730
The Name Rater says...
Not strictly true. He was a hit at this year's Splashing Competition.
Rated: Tue 26 Aug 2008 20:44:35 UTC
Magikarp
Magikarp
Magicrap
The most suitable name for the "krappiest" Pokemon ever.
Thu 13 Mar 2008 18:05:51 UTC by aer_dingus
The Name Rater says...
Suitable but older than Magikarp itself.
Rated: Sun 17 Aug 2008 23:11:58 UTC
Magikarp
Magikarp
SuperCarp
because everyone thinks magicarp is a rubbish pokemon and don't bother catching it and just catch a garydos so i gave the poor pokemon a good nickname!
Fri 07 Mar 2008 16:51:11 UTC by ownerhounder
The Name Rater says...
"Garydos". Haha, what an idiot.
Rated: Sat 16 Aug 2008 22:58:50 UTC
Magikarp
Magikarp
Dork
Well, a Magikarp does nothing but flop around, so I think it's considered a dork.
Sat 09 Feb 2008 15:59:38 UTC by Sparkling Mew -- Volleyball Lover
The Name Rater says...
More fool you when it evolves.
Rated: Sun 27 Jul 2008 15:30:43 UTC
Magikarp
Magikarp
Dufish
That's one dufus of a fish.
Wed 14 Nov 2007 22:20:29 UTC by Pikanyaa
The Name Rater says...
About as funny as the plague.
Rated: Sat 28 Jun 2008 23:35:50 UTC
Magikarp
Magikarp
noodles
magikarp sounds like maggi which is a 2 minute noodle company and noodles is a silly word and magikarp is just dumb and silly
Fri 28 Sep 2007 08:33:45 UTC by LinkofHyrule
The Name Rater says...
Noodles is not a silly word. You smell.
Rated: Sat 26 Apr 2008 20:51:37 UTC
Magikarp
Magikarp
GOD
it calls itself weak but what would happen if in a differnat dimmension it was the god of all pokemon, and what if you where nice in that universe?
Sun 29 Jul 2007 20:24:41 UTC by FM|Fire walk with me
The Name Rater says...
Well, things would just be "differnat" wouldn't they?
Rated: Thu 27 Dec 2007 23:15:32 UTC
Magikarp
Magikarp
Name Rater
Look at yourself!
Wed 30 May 2007 12:29:30 UTC by
The Name Rater says...
Excuse me? With your face you probably couldn't pull a chain.
Rated: Fri 24 Aug 2007 22:16:17 UTC
Magikarp
Magikarp
Useless
Why not. I doesnt learn Tackle till Level 15 and its just useless as you could beat a level 14 Magikarp with a level 5 Weedle.
Wed 25 Jul 2007 04:26:11 UTC by Christmas Lyoko Code
The Name Rater says...
Appropriate until it evolves. Better on a Goldeen.
Rated: Sun 29 Jul 2007 00:43:53 UTC
Magikarp
Magikarp
Slayer
Because it doesn't fit absol, so maybe it'll fit magikarp. BTW, Boy, Girl, Both, or Genderless?
Mon 14 May 2007 20:43:33 UTC by ftkatyowser
Johto Name Rater says...
Yawn. Ironic nicknames are funny, when they don’t look they’ve been copied from the textbook on ‘How to be funny’ or rather In your case: ‘How to TRY to be funny.’
Rated: Fri 27 Jul 2007 01:04:25 UTC
Magikarp
Magikarp
SPAM
I found those pictures you were looking for.
Sun 22 Apr 2007 00:09:08 UTC by Spiro T. Agnew
Sentret says...
OOooooh.. Sentret always wondered what a Magikarp looked like....!!!!!
Rated: Wed 13 Jun 2007 14:35:20 UTC
Magikarp
Magikarp
Frustra
It's an ironic nickname. It sounds tough and mighty but it means "without reason." And we all know Magikarp is pointless untill it evolves.
Mon 09 Apr 2007 20:12:11 UTC by
Johto Name Rater says...
Magikarp is not pointless - it stops Pichu being the worst Pokemon.
Rated: Wed 11 Apr 2007 20:48:03 UTC
Magikarp
Magikarp
Carp
Because my brother named it for me.
by
The Name Rater says...
Get your brother to submit it then.
Magikarp
Magikarp
weakfish
it can only learn weak moves that annoy me>.
by
The Name Rater says...
Correct but awful.
Magikarp
Magikarp
Name rater
it is rubbish like U R
by
The Name Rater says...
I'm sorry? Did I ASK what you thought?
Magikarp
Magikarp
Name Rater
1. This is to insult you... 2. I wanted to follow the trend of the three other Magikarps named after you. Happy Jackogirl day! Jackogirl Day is where the citizens insult the Name Rater. P.S.: This is all just for fun. We all know your names are biased towards comedy value! Don't be too upset.
by
The Name Rater says...
Upset? I'm delighted somebody attempted to insult me. Things have been too dull lately.
Magikarp
Magikarp
Name rater
Name rater is one
by
The Name Rater says...
My age is actually significally larger than that, I assure you.

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