Issue 3

Is jiraachi Celebis evolution or Dna clone or enemy of his?? Bye jiraachi master
From Anonymous
Ooooh! Celebi cute! Jiraachi-thingie cute too! But no relation. No sir. Not at all! See: Green grass time creature Celebi, and yellow-blue psychic triangle-hat creature Jiraachi-something. Not related. But they're still cuuuuuute!!!
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dear Sentret, there's a boy who likes me very much, but I really hate him, how can I get rid of him??
From Anonymous
Oooh.. Poor boy.. That he's hated... And poor you, that you hate him.. Awww....Hug!! But, if you really, really, really, really, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY don't like him, tell him he should go away.. and hug a Sentret! Yay! HUG!

What percentage of a Pichu's health is lost when it uses its thunder attack?
From Mew King
Lose health? Poor cute huggy cuddly yellow shocking Pichu... That's not nice. But.. but.. Pichu only loses a tiny little small bit of HP when in the nasty direct fighting thing with Mario and Kirby, and other cutie-puties. Only 1 small little percent thingie. Poor Pichu.. Hug!
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How many times has Pikachu blown up Team Rocket?
From Pikaboom2
Awww... I feel sad. Now also innocent poor cute Team Rocket being blown up. So, poor Team Rocket has been blown up way, way too often. *sniffs* I hope you have more happy questions now, so we can.. Bounce! Yay!!
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Dear Sentret, I really, really, REALLY wanna know when we will get to see Pokémon 4 Ever in the UK. I have just read about all the cool stuff on the DVD, but that's for the USA. We haven't even been told about a possible release date here ... Do you know anything about a release date? Even a rumoured one?
From pikapiaaml
Oooh... well... tough question! Sentret thinks... Sentret says NO! NO! NO! No release date known. Poor cute nice little Nintendo of Europe does not have any plans yet, and poor cute Sentret knows nothing. Sentret...
Oooh, ooh, another cool section. Look at Celebi: The Voice of the Forest !!! Isn't that kewl???

whats the best fighting type attack and which pokémon can learn it?
From Superficial Mycosis
Oooh, ooh, you want to fight, huh, fight, fight? Nah, let's HUUUUUUG!!! Oooh.. wait... attack... fighting attack. Cross Chop! CHOP CHOP CHOP! Sentret! My Mankey friends told me. And Machop. And they can teach it to others again! Yay!!! And if you don't have them.... Use Submission! Yay!!!

HIYA! Please o wise Sentret could you tell me when Pokémon 4ever is coming out in the UK?
From Wacky Welsh Kelly Jones Lover
Oooh.. Oooh.. As I said.. Cuties Nintendo have not said that yet. We do not know. Sad, no? Naughty Nintendo. But they'll probably tell us soon enough, Sentret hopes. And then we'll all have fun watching it!
Oooh, ooh, another cool section. Look at Celebi: The Voice of the Forest !!! Isn't that kewl???

why has mewtwo returns been released on dvd in the united kingdom
From lugia99
Because they liked it!! Who doesn't like DVDs! Who doesn't like Mewtwo! And Sentret?!!? Yay!! Fun!!

Are there any plans for a Gamecube Pokemon game?
From Anonymous
Oooh! Oooh! Cool nice cube with cool nice games! Shiny! Shiny games! Perhaps yes Pokemon games! Sentret says YES!! Sentret thinks YES!! Shiny game!
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Wazzup Sentret? Does Pokemon R/S have Shining Pokemon?
From Fenikkusu
Oooh, yes! Ruby and Sapphire are not only much, much more shiny!! but they also have more SHINY!!! Pokemon!!!!!!! Kewl Shiny Pokemon!!! Don't you want it too, now!!??!!???
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