Reported by Typhlosion on Fri Dec 25 20:49:22 2009
Last updated by Typhlosion on Fri Dec 25 20:51:24 2009
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Merry erm... what day is it again?

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Erm.

Happy erm...

Happy birthday?

No that's not right.. happy erm.. erm..

Christmas! Happy Christmas!

See, I'll be honest. I've had a few, and I'm not sure what I'm supposed to be writing for this. I know it's Christmas Day, and that because I might offend someone somewhere I've got to be careful what I write about. The term Winterval has been suggested to me more than once.

Damn, I need a refill, back in a second.

Fosters. Lovely stuff.

We could erm, look back at 2009 couldn't we? Yes it's been a great year, so erm... sod it, save that for New Year.

I knew I should have written this this morning. When I was thinking straight. And sober. So erm, we can't talk about this year. What can we talk about? Erm.. presents! Yes, presents! I got New Super Mario Bros Wii for the erm.. well, the Wii actually. Can't play it with my brother though. He doesn't "do" co-operation. Just ignores what I tell him and destroys everything in sight (including himself), spoiling any tactics I develop. Harry Potter DVD as well. And erm.. oh yes, more alcohol! Just need another top up, back in a second...

...

So what's coming up on the site in 2010? Well erm, it's the 10th birthday of the site and erm... oh yeah, Joeno's doing all that at the New Year.

So erm.. well there's... meh, my head hurts.

Oh sod it. Here's a picture of WALL-E.

MERRY CHRISTMAS WALL-E!

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