Reported by Typhlosion on Sun 01 Jun 2008 23:01:01 UTC
Section: PKMN.NET Meet-Up

PKMN.NET's Owner reaches 21!

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For some reason, James O'Malley is really popular - he owns the very site you're currently browsing, has a blog of rising fame and recently has taken the comment that he "twitters on too much" too literally, joining the website of the same name.

James appears to be everywhere you end up looking. As if having his images used by BBC News 24 wasn't bad enough, he then throws himself into our faces even more by having the nerve to not only appear on, but win The Weakest Link, using that little-known tactic of statistically being the Weakest Link three times in a row.

James is also one of those people who seem to take notice of the less important facts in life. You know the sort - they might not be able to name such hugely important facts as what ITV24 TV reality show launched the "career" of Eurovision reject Andy Abraham, or what happened in last night's Coronation Street, yet he is not only aware of the rumoured existance of BBC TV channels beyond BBC1 and BBC2, but also reckons there's a BBC Parliament channel. Dear god.

To meet James in the flesh is hardly what one could call an inspiring experience. Eyewitnesses have described him as a man who "blunders" around London under the impression that twenty minutes is an acceptable time period in which to catch a tube to the other side of the city. His appearance is neither something to write home about - baggy trousers and a customised, non-branded t-shirt are often paired with an "independent" hair style. Assuming you can see him without craning your neck downwards that is.

As you might expect, James, as the owner of whatever qualification his years as University have now bestowed upon him, is a very knowledgeable person. When asked by Anne Robinson what his course on "International Relations" had taught him, James indicated he had learnt that some countries like each other, while others dislike each other. It's quite possibly the sight of people like James on primetime television that gives students a bad name.

Depressingly, he is also the recipient of a Facebook Fan page. Created by his biggest fan, himself, suggests he is easily among the most unlikeable people in the world today, alongside Jeremy Clarkson and Russell Brand.

This is of course, a fictional article. Please don't take it seriously. Because you can guarantee he won't.

HAPPY 21ST BIRTHDAY JAMES!

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