Reported by Typhlosion on Thu 24 Sep 2009 14:53:53 UTC
Last updated by Typhlosion on Thu 24 Sep 2009 14:55:49 UTC
Section: PKMN.NET Meet-Up

Two-one years old!

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Now let's get something sorted. Right from the beginning.

Rex, coming from a small town on the outskirts of Croydon called Neverland, will never grow up. Not properly. And for that we envy him. But that does mean that the thought of another birthday is a scary one. So how old is he?

Is he just 5 years old? Sooty and Peter Pan never got past that age. Maybe so, but he had his 20th birthday last year. So that's that theory out of the window.

The solution is simple: Rex is now 21, and will never progress past 21. Remaining forever youthful and energetic. Let's celebrate that fact by looking at how he may choose to celebrate his birthday:

• Start up his own factory line of pens - they were apparently first used in 21AD.
• Name a child Daeso of Dongbuyeo - in memory of an Asian King killed in 21AD.
• Buy some scandium - atomic number 21.
• Go and live in America - I'm not sure why he'd want to, but at least he can drink and gamble now.
• Legally sell his body.
• Purchase fireworks in the U.S. state of New Hampshire

Personally I'd stick to plain partying. Enjoy yourself Rex - the rest of us aren't 21 forever

HAPPY BIRTHDAY REX!

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