Magikarp | Name Rater Because Magikarp is a "GRANNISH" pokemon
And you, Ya Gran, is GRANNISH.
............. Dark Entei! by | Johto Name Rater says... Do I feel this way because of the crap insult or the crap name? Yes, I feel rage at both of those, I guess. |
Magikarp | Plonker Magikarp is a plonker,splash doesn't do anything so it's a plonker move which makes magikarp a P-L-O-N-K-E-R.Easy Peasey see? by | Johto Name Rater says... No, I don't see. |
Magikarp | Tylk This Pokemon's nickname was "Name Rater" in the distant past. Now, its nickname describes your crappy nature and your crappy ratings. I'm using your own word against you, you Prenth (prenth' n. a bitch who is bitchier than the bitchiest bitch)!!!!! by | The Name Rater says... It looks like English, probably sounds like English and yet... nothing. |
Magikarp | sushi it looks soooooo tasty!!! by | The Name Rater says... That is soooooooo not funny. |
Magikarp | Name Rater a useless piece of crap like you by | The Name Rater says... Yet you feel the need to spend your time submitting this. Not so useless now am I? |
Magikarp | Koi Doesn't he look like a Koi? by | The Name Rater says... Ask me no questions and I'll tell you no lies. Nor will I insult you. Much. |
Magikarp | Crap because thats wat it is, the only attack it knows is splash and tackle, lot of good it would do in a battle by | Johto Name Rater says... The rating is what it says on the tin. |
Magikarp | King Krap I noticed that the fins on the top kinda looked like a crown, and we all know its the crappest pokémon in the game right? :P (cept maybe Feebas) by | The Name Rater says... The whole "Magikrap" idea went out with the 90's. |
Magikarp | Name Rater At first, people underestimate you, thinking stupidly 'Oh, Name Rater will praise me for this poorly chosen nickname!' Ex: Magikal(this is fake). But, like people underestimate Magikarp, and you, you come on them full force with a powerful(and sometimes hurtful) answer,(not that that's a BAD thing)(i'm not being sarcastic, here)just like a mighty Gyarados. by | Johto Name Rater says... If that made sense I'll eat my hat. And it's a rather big, yet deserved hat too. |
Magikarp | poopoo its crap and i am pleased to tell every one i released it it is so weak to become a gyrados by | Johto Name Rater says... You had me at the first two words. |
Magikarp | Terminator its ironic...? by | The Name Rater says... Try again. |
Magikarp | Magikrap magikarp is a brainless,dimwitted trout.If you keep it in a fish bowl the water will immedeatly go dirty
by | Johto Name Rater says... Ah, a brainless, dimwitted trout with a brainless, dimwitted name, eh? |
Magikarp | Name Rater He's as stupid as you by | The Name Rater says... I can only assume you are referring to yourself, because, knowing nothing about me, you are unable to pass that foolish judgement. Pillock. |
Magikarp | n00b I wouldn't normally put Magikarp down because I like it's fishyness ^^ But it does say in the Pokédex that it is a pathetic Pokémon. What else comes more pathetic than the n00bs that keep on saying "We hate the Name Rater!" There are always people insulting you, dear rater of names, and only a few of us that stick up for you. But anyways, yeah, pathetic Pokémon, pathetic n00bs that cannot take a joke and have no sense of humour what so ever. ^^ *pounces* ^^ by | The Name Rater says... Pathetic Pokemon. Pathetic n00bs. Pathetic name. |
Magikarp | Magicrap When I look at it, I FEEL LIKE CHUCKING MY GAMEBOY OUT THE WINDOW. No offence man. by | The Name Rater says... I'm sure this has been done before but it's still just as suitable. |
Magikarp | Mwahaha I'm back!!!!! Mwa ha ha ha ha!!!!! You probably didn't even notice I went on vacation, huh? I mean, you didn't even rate any new names! By the way, while I was gone I had a Pokemon Battle with Link and my Magikarp didn't even get halfway through Splash attack before he and all of his Pokemon died. That's how much I love Link. Had any powdered doughnuts lately? by | The Name Rater says... Who are you again? |
Magikarp | pillock pillock the asshole by | The Name Rater says... Matchs Pillock the Trainer. |
Magikarp | Meanie Because it is just like you. by | The Name Rater says... You're too kind. |
Magikarp | Worthless The name sums up the Pokemon. by | The Name Rater says... Bit iffy. |
Magikarp | Splash .... why do u think? *-* by | The Name Rater says... I think to keep myself sane with all these bad names. Why do YOU think? |
Magikarp | Flobby Magikarps are totally useless because all they do is splash!There so rubbish it would be a good name for you.[ha ha ha] by | The Name Rater says... That insult was about as useless as Magikarp. Loser. |
Magikarp | Suckle Because it sucks. by | The Name Rater says... Like it's name, then. |
Magikarp | THIS IS U! WHERE ARE ALL MY OTHER NICKNAMES??? >:o I SENT THEM IN MONTHS AGO U SON OF A ... (GOES ON IN CONVOLSING SWEARWORDS). by | The Name Rater says... In that case, your nicknames are in a list behind months of others. |
Magikarp | Name Rater Happy International Name Rater Week! This week, we honor all the name raters and their sarcastic remarks. Make sure you rate a whole bunch of nicknames this week! First, I'm going to give you Sentret to hug whenever you are out of insults! Next, I'll tell you why I gave the name "Name Rater" to a Magikarp: they're always insultable! Have a great week! ... Excuse me for such a long message... I don't get writer's cramp easily! by | The Name Rater says... Why can't everybody be this mature? |
Magikarp | Karpe Diem KARPe Diem. Seize the Day. (And sieze this crappy fish as well) by | The Name Rater says... Don't speak Latin, or whatever language this is. |
Magikarp | u r a homo It resembles the name rater, thick and useless.
P.S Never insult my naming skills again or else i'll destroy your house.
P.P.S Before you try to mock me by saying I don't know where you live it would be a good idea to realise that I do. by | The Name Rater says... OK then. If you're so clever, then PM me telling me where I live. Go on, do it now. |
Magikarp | Turd brain I thought it had no brain. But it had a one the size of a cell! It was brown. by | The Name Rater says... What are you doing chopping up innocent little Magikarps? Pokébuser. |
Magikarp | mark gipa i re aranged the letters in magicarp by | The Name Rater says... Rearrange this then: prca eamn. |
Magikarp | crap 1 its crap
2 its a "crap" nickname by | The Name Rater says... Hilarious. |
Magikarp | Thankyou Thakyou for rating all of my name...oh wait u havnt :'( by | The Name Rater says... Thankyou for being patient... oh wait, you're an impatient little git and you haven't. |