GIVE ME MY COOKIES!

1. Squirtle just read the first sentence of Twilight. He is beyond our help, now. by jagabor
2. Squirtle: What do you mean you liek Mudkipz more than me? *cries* by The Librarian
3. Angry Momma Pokemon in 5, 4, 3, 2... by sunshine188
4. As Squirtle pondered the philosophical statement "I think, therefore I am", it began to cry, wondering how Ash could be explained. by The Librarian
5. Don't you just hate that one guy at the resturant who complains about every little thing about the food? by laironlover77
6. Squirtle finally sat down to watch Bambi with his master... Don't worry, Squirtle, we've all been through the 'Bambi's Mother' phaze... by ShiraBliss
7. Hand used Thief! It's Super Effective! Squirtle used Scream Way Beyond Comfortable hearing Level! Hand is writhering in pain. It's EXCESSIVELY EFFECTIVE!!!! by Captain Jigglypuff
8. And after that, Squirtle was left with an unconditional fear of hands. by laironlover77
9. Squirtle: OH GOD THESE AREN'T COOKIES ARE THEY??? by ShiraBliss
10. "come to the W.B side. we have cookies!" by Jarl ulfric stormcloak
11. Squirtle: Noooo!!! Don't take my preeeecious!!! *Cries* by Chary
12. Ash attempted to entertain a baby Squirtle with a hand puppet show. ...however, he forgot the "puppet" part. by laironlover77
13. The Irresponsible Hands the Gives Food and Drinks to Pokemon strikes again! by laironlover77
14. Squirtle didn't take the news of being replaced by a Totodile very well. by ryusenshi
15. Squirtle: *sniff* CHARMANDER CALLED ME FAT!!! DDDDD': by ShiraBliss
16. Hey, if a Squirtle has no shell is he naked or homeless? by ShiraBliss
17. If I was a turtle with a squirrel tail, I'd probably cry, too. by jagabor
18. What you don't know is, in the next scene, that hand is missing a finger as Squirtle finds something nicer to eat than it's current food. by The Librarian
19. Squirtle: Why wont you let me evolve into something cooler? by IamTheSovereign
20. Squirtle: ABUSE! ABUSE!!! by ShiraBliss