STOP THIS CRAZY THING!
Submitted by Angelic Lapras King
- Rule #20. Never fall asleep on a Tauros. Or you die while having nightmares on it. by
- HOLD ON SIMBA! by
- Determined to prove he is a real man, Ash passes on the fake mechanical bull at the Pokemon Center and instead goes for the real thing. by Danatales
- Joeno: This is what happens to banned members. And idiots. by
- Ash's attempts to get some "free range" beef goes horribly, horribly wrong. by Danatales
- Ash: ALRIGHT ALRIGHT! We'll redo the episode where I caught all of you! by Angelic Lapras King
- It's a little known fact Ash actually caught all those Taurus by just flinging himself at them and not letting go until they gave up. by Danatales
- Ash: At this veal-ocity I'm gonna crash!! by
- See, Ash learned that you don't pull Tauros's tail either. It's almost as bad as doing it to Ninetales, but a lot more crashy. by
- After Ash ruined Christmas with his stupidity, he took on Santa's job and borrowed his 9 magic Tauros to deliver the presents and save Christmas! However, he failed that too! by
- Tauros: If you didn't WANT this to happen, maybe you should have thought of that first BEFORE catching us! by Captain Jigglypuff
- Tired of his stupidity, Ash's friends and Pokemon throw him to the bulls literally! by Captain Jigglypuff
- While Ash struggles to get on, the Warner Bros. and the PKMN.NET Logos are riding their Tauros smoothly. by
- So kids, don't watch banned episodes! by
- Ash: I owe Misty a bike but maybe she'll be content if I give her a Tauros instead! by
- This is some bull shi-ahhhh! by This GUY!!!
- Ash: At this bull-ocity I'm gonna crash!! by
- Ash: Aw, this is a lotta bull! by jagabor
- 4kids: Quick, make it look like he's riding a horse kiddie ride! Ash: You guys are even dumber than me! by
- Ash: I just wanted to be a cowboy when I grew up! D: by Danatales