Now applaud for the Fancy Shmucks!
Submitted by Utack and Swampy
- Pikachu: Now watch in amazement as we blow up Team Rocket's cheaply made robot by simply touching it! by Captain Jigglypuff
- Fuck the caption. This picture is just fucking adorable. by
- And just as Pikachu had successfully made Ash "disappear" for good, it woke up.... by Captain Jigglypuff
- Pikachu: I am pleased to announce this Dumbness Master Rank contest. On our left is Entry #1, the reigning, 10-years-undefeated champion... ...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH KETCHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMM!!!!! by
- Pikachu: Welcome to the Master Rank! I am your host, Pikachu, and this is Raichu, our MC. Before we begin, I would like to set one very important ground rule: the move Heart Swap is STRICTLY prohibited. The last time a Pokemon used Heart Swap in here, someone ran off with our own human bodies. That explains why we're wearing suits. by
- Commercial: Introducing Cosplay Pikachu's new costume - And for a limited time only, Cosplay Raichu! by
- Pikachu: You think that Cosplay Pikachu is something new? Honey I've been cosplaying before that Copy-chu was even born! by
- Pikachu: Cue the vaudeville! by
- Announcer: And for our next act, singing Electric types! Pikachu (death-metal voice): PIKA PIKA PIKA Raichu (rapping): RAICHU RAICHU RAICHU *A cane comes in from the left and pulls them off the stage* by
- Happy Thanksgiving from E.K.A.N.S. by
- Pikachu: Now watch as I turn Raichu into a hat before your very eyes! by Captain Jigglypuff
- Pikachu: And now, for our next act: Raichu's bald head! Crowd: IT BUUUUUUUURNS!!!!! Raichu: They sure do love my bald head, don't they? by
- Pikachu: And now, we will hunt down the person who copied our "And now I will pull a Bunnelby out of my hat" caption! *Crowd cheers* by
- Pikachu: ...Wait, what? There's no dancing in Hoenn's Pokemon Contests? Well I'll have you know that back in Diamond and Pearl, there was. A 1, and a 2, and a 1-2-3, hit it! by
- Pikachu: ...Wait, what? There's no dancing in Hoenn's Pokemon Contests? Well I'll have you know that back in Diamond and Pearl, there was. A 1, and a 2, and a 1-2-3, HIT IT! by
- Pikachu: Happy Thanksgiving everyone! by
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSBq8geuJk0 by
- Pikachu: Oh-oh-oh it's Thanksgiving we-we-we are gonna have a good time by
- Cue the cane dancing! by
- Pikachu: Where's my dancing cane? Let's shuffle! by