Death by Berries
Submitted by Angelic Lapras King
- Ash may not have died, but his brain died eons ago. by NTN
- If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, the Ash must want to keep doctors away for like 2 million years by Danatales
- Ash: As long as my hat is safe... it doesn't matter that I'm paralyzed for the rest of my life. by NTN
- Ash invented a sport called "apple surfing." But his attempts were fruitless. by NTN
- Iris: I got bronchitis! Ain't got time for apples! by Captain Jigglypuff
- Iris: Oh darn, he's still asleep. I was sure that would work... Well, at least he's got breakfast. by NTN
- At the last second Ash makes a grand entrance and says, "Iris... will you marry me?" by NTN
- Ash: We did it... We... We BROKE THE FOURTH WALL! by NTN
- Ash is BERRIED under a pile of fruit. by NTN
- Ash: I may be unable to get up... BUT! I still have this imaginary sandwich! *Pulls out imaginary sandwich* by NTN
- Ash: Perform the Missingno glitch? Check! by NTN
- Ash: I could've sworn I caught more Tauros than this... by NTN
- Ash: I feel your pain, Team Rocket, I feel your pain... by NTN
- Iris: How you like THEM apples? Ash (Moaning): They HURT! X___X by Captain Jigglypuff
- Iris: Dude aren't you allergic to berries? Ash: Maybe if I eat them all really fast I won't notice.... by Danatales
- Pikachu: I'm allergic to apples... by NTN
- Iris: How do you like them apples? by NTN
- Ash gets drunk and confesses his feelings for Iris. But in his drunk state he causes an avalanche of apples along the way. by NTN
- Ash: Note to self... Never open the Berries pocket when Delia Ketchum is the one packing. by NTN
- That awkward moment when you get caught smuggling into 6th Gen... by Big Tricks