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Submitted by Shaymin

  1. Ash: Great, first Nintendo Swapnote and now THIS! by Angelic Lapras King
  2. Delia: I HATE my new glasses.... by Captain Jigglypuff
  3. Juniper: Do not worry, Mrs. Ketchum. I will use my machine to give Ash the brain of Pikachu. Your son will be able to think again. by NTN
  4. Ash: Great, first Nintendo Letterbox and now THIS! by Angelic Lapras King
  5. Juniper: This is the side of Pokemon we never see: when the Pokemon Center CAN'T actually restore your Pokemon to full health. Back to you, Mike. by freddyeddy
  6. Pikachu: Why am I hooked up to electrodes? I mean I AM an Electric Pokemon! by Captain Jigglypuff
  7. Delia: Oh, my. I can't see a thing with these glasses! by NTN
  8. Ash and Pikachu switch brains. Pikachu shuts down. Ash receives a brain and experiences a sudden explosion of ideas that he has never felt before. by NTN
  9. Ash: Can you hear the fourth wall? What is it saying? by NTN
  10. Juniper: An anime is nothing without boobs. Behold! by NTN
  11. Juniper: When I was just a little girl... *insert really long life story here* by NTN
  12. Juniper: It had to be done Ash. There's just too many dodgey Delia fanfics out there.... by Angelic Lapras King
  13. Juniper: Sorry, but with the energy companies being the way they are these days, I have to use Pikachu to keep me warm this winter AND power my censor machine so that I can have all the men to myself... by Angelic Lapras King
  14. Juniper: It...it has arrived. Ash: What is it? Juniper: It. Is. 4kids. by SirBlaziken
  15. Juniper: I'm sorry, Ash. The operation was a failure. Your mother will be ugly for the rest of her life. Ash: Is there anything else you can do? Juniper: There's only one thing left for us to do...cover her face for the rest of her life! by Charming Crescendo
  16. Pikachu: So you're all gonna just ignore me back here? Oh okay cool. by Danatales
  17. Pikachu: Do the hokey pokey and turn around that's all its about!!!! Ash: Shut up Pikachu we are trying to talk by minecrafter123
  18. Juniper: I've linked Ash and Pikachu together. After this brain transplant, Ash will have the brain of a Pikachu and Pikachu will have no brain at all. by NTN
  19. Juniper: I am sorry, but... there was nothing I could do. Your Pikachu will die in 5 days. by NTN
  20. Ash bangs on absolutely nothing. Or so it seems. He has made contact with the fourth wall. by NTN