My Squirtle is Evil

1. Squirtle: I LOVE YOU!!!!!! by
2. Fact: Squirtle and Chain Chomps are closely related. by Captain Jigglypuff
3. Like my dentures? All the better to eat you with, my dear! by LilypadLulz
4. Well if you found out that one of the possible Trainers that are going to pick you is Ash, you'd be evil too. by Captain Jigglypuff
5. If Squirtle is a Water type and possessed and an exorcism is performed, would Holy Water be Not Very Effective? by Captain Jigglypuff
6. Squirtle: Kick ME out of Smash Bros, will ya? I'll show ya! I'll show ya ALL!!!! *Insane laughter* by Captain Jigglypuff
7. Squirtle: I burned down 671 homes, brutally stabbed 500 innocents, each 127 times, WITH a butter knife, punched 3,000 little kids in the face, and planted bombs in everyone's heads, Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha oh ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Squirtle's head slowly starts to twist around* by
8. Well if you found out that one of the possible Trainers that are going to pick you is Ash, I'd be evil too. by Captain Jigglypuff
9. Squirtle: And then she said to me "I think we need to see other Pokemon"and then I fed her to some Sharpedo! *Insane evil laughter* by Captain Jigglypuff
10. Nurse Joy: Of course your Squirtle's evil! You don't feed it enough Pokepuffs! by Captain Jigglypuff
11. I ATE SERENA'S HAIR by Angelic Lapras King
12. And this children is why you should ALWAYS feed your Squirtle Pokepuffs.... by Captain Jigglypuff
13. Squirtle (In Demonic Voice): Give me Pokeblocks!!!! by Captain Jigglypuff
14. Squirtle (In insane voice): And then Ash tried to make me carrying him over an ocean and so I STABBED him with a spoon!!!! *Insane Joker laugh* by Captain Jigglypuff
15. I eat cannibals! It's incredible! You bring out the Squirtle in me! I eat cannibals.... by Captain Jigglypuff
16. Squirtle (Singing And I Am Telling You): You're gonnaaaaaaaaaa love meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Love me! Love me! Love meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! You're gonnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa love meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! by Captain Jigglypuff
17. That's creeping me out lol. by NoCreativityWhatsoever
18. My worst nightmare... by NoCreativityWhatsoever
19. What did you expect? It has bright red eyes, for Christ's sake. by LilypadLulz
20. That's one Pokémon you do *not* want to capture. by LilypadLulz