This is the world's biggest moustache!

1. Mustached Man: And then the flyin' saucer came outta nowheres and took ma mom. And I up 'n ran afta' it ahollerin' 'let go 'a ma Ma!' Reporter: Very intresting sir, but the question was 'How do you feel about the new voice actors?' by The Macintosh Ninja: SOH CAH TOA
2. Man: Why yes, I do know where Waldo is, but I'M NOT TELLING ANY OF YOU PUNKS! by laironlover77
3. Man (Nervously):What do you mean this mustache looks familar? Entei (Off screen):HEY! WHERE'S MY MUSTACHE?!!! by Captain Jigglypuff
4. "...A large milkshake and extra fries." "Sir, I am not a drive-through." by
5. Mustached Man: Growin' up, we only had ONE kind of Pokérball. And we were too poor to afford the metal to make 'em, so we had to make them outta hair. Do you know how hard it is to catch a Pokémon with HAIR!? by The Macintosh Ninja: SOH CAH TOA
6. Drinking has ruined my life, I m 37 years old! by Angelic Lapras King
7. Reporter: Hey! Are you the Monopoly guy? by TvS|Tyranitar vs Something
8. Reporter: Tell us in your own words, why you think water is 'too wet'... by President Hawkeye
9. Reporter: So how does it feel to have your "world's biggest moustache" record broken by Alakazam? by
10. Reporter: So how do you keep looking so white and long? Man: It's my little secret! Kid (Crying off screen): GRANDMA!!!! GRANPA TOOK MY WINGULL AGAIN AND SUPER GLUED IT TO HIS FACE!!!! by Captain Jigglypuff
11. Interviewer: Sir, we're here to talk to you about today's newest technology. You thoughts? Man: Eh? Technology? never heard of it. And what's that fancy stick thing you keep waving in my face? by laironlover77
12. "Excuse me sir, is that YOUR moustache?" by
13. "I would like to interview the tiny people living in your moustache." by
14. "Here... Eat this." by President Hawkeye
15. Reporter: What are those lines on your face, old man? Old man: My glasses. Reporter: Wow, they're badly drawn. by RachelPiplupLover
16. Interviewer: So you're suing Nintendo for stealing your image? Moustache-Man: That's right. Walrein is based on me! by Dandelion
17. Interviewer: How does it feel to be another character that today's Pokémon fans have never heard of? Jackson: I hate Sinnoh... by
18. "Yeah, they took my kids, wife, family pets, all the things I hate about my life. So now I'm happy about life again." by President Hawkeye
19. Reporter: Are you the one that they call "Joeno"? Man: Why, certainly not... *mouths to random person "You're banned!"* by Gridbug
20. Jack stares with his mouth open hoping to get food. Instead, he got a solicitor with a microphone. by