Happy Birthday Mike! :: News

Reported by Psythor on Sun Aug 29 15:13:16 2004
Last updated by Psythor on Sun Aug 29 15:13:16 2004

Typhlosion of PUK is 15 years old today- that's only two years to go until he can legally own a crossbow!

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In last years birthday update, I explained Mike's life up until 29th August 2003- so this year, the only new information is what's happend in the last year:

Michael has written us loads and loads of pages and stuff which all make me think "Maybe I should work harder".
Mike successfully executed a series of the Pokémole- a sequel to which should be appearing soon.
He's also been made an Admin of the site, meaning he now has more power and influence than the leader of a small African country.
In his dressage career, he was doing well, and has won the Stockport regional championship- when the newspaper interviewed him, he said simply "I love horses".
Mike loves horses.

With all of these achievements, it begs the questions: "What will Mike do next?", "When will they realise that allowing viewers to select the ending to the childrens sci-fi drama series 'Jeopardy' is completely destroying any artistic integrity?", and "Who is Number One?".