Merry Christmas! :: News

Reported by Typhlosion on Sat 25 Dec 2004 22:42:04 UTC
Last updated by Typhlosion on Wed 21 Jul 2010 14:35:37 UTC

The whole PUK team would like to wish you a very Merry Christmas, whether you like it or not. To celebrate the 2004th anniversary of the birth of Santa, we've interviewed the Name Rater and Sentret!

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Woo Yay. After a couple of years of their infamous exploits, the Name Rater and Sentret have agreed to be interviewed- we've asked them questions that were suggested in a thread on the forums. We hope you all have a good Christmas- or at least one better than Psythor's. He managed to crash his mum's car into a bollard on the first day of being on his mum's car insurance. No one was hurt, although the car became slightly closer to being a "smart" car.

The Sentret Interview

What do you want for Christmas? Any particular berries?
Oooh.. ooh, well, Sentret really really really would like just one Engima berry to taste and try. Other Sentrets told Sentret it is really really really really really really really really nice!!!

Whats your favourite type of Christmas Movie, Nativity or Mushy Romantic stuff?
Sentret doesn't really often very much watch movies because he doesn't really like have a television or anything to watch a movie with so Sentret doesn't really get to watch movies so Sentret doesn't really know, so Sentret will just bounce bounce bounce bounce around in the snow!!

Do you ever get sad?
Sentret often does, when people aren't happy and can't play and are not nice and do nasty stuff and really really really really really want a hug even when Sentret can't always give them one...

How/Where are you going to make your "fireplace"?
Sentret is really really really afraid the grass and trees and wood will burn down and everything so Sentret only gets a bit of heat near a small house somewhere!

Do pkmn have rare candy candy canes?
No, no, Sentret just has berries and nuts...

How did you get the job to let people ask you questions?
Sentret was bouncing bouncing bouncing bouncing around Route 29 one of these days, and this weird guy came bouncing past. And like Sentret and weird guy bounced for a while, until weird guy said to Sentret, like, you are so happy, can you help me? And now he likes sends me questions every once in a while that I answer.

Have you ever been in love?
Sentret loves shiny things, and bouncing, and smiling, and playing, and hugging, and nice people, and not-so-nice people, and interesting people, and so on!!!

What would be your dream present, chistmas or otherwise?
Uhmm.. Sentret would.. uhmm.. really really really like a berry a day from a plant to keep it happy and energetic!!!1

Uh... This is your first post ever in this forum, Sentret?
Yes. Sentret looked in because it was all about him him him!!! But it all looked so scary full of nasty unhappy non-bouncy people so Sentret thought they all needed a hug but hugging so many people would be SOOOOOOOOOOO much work, that Sentret went to eat a berry instead...

What do pokemon have for christmas dinner?
Sentret has a few Pecha Berries, one or two Leppa berries, a Chesto berry, and at the end an Oran berry!! It's really really really really good!

The Name Rater Interview

Are you looking foward to being visited by 3 Ghosts on Chirstmas eve?
That's funny - I always thought the typical legend was a fat man in a red and white suit wearing a silly hat. Besides, ghosts wouldn't be as fun - they wouldn't be able to get stuck in the chimney for a start.

What your plans for New Year's Eve? Get drunk and call everyone's nicknames "good"?
I know Christmas is supposedly a time for miracles, but the latter of those suggestions really is ridiculous.

What are your New Year Resolutions? If any...
To stop being so kind to terrible nicknames.

Is Simon Cowell your Role-Model or close friend?
I hope you know what an insult that could have turned out to be. Simon Cowell is a great big fake. He's probably like a modern day Saint Nick off-screen; something that should carry capital punishment.

Where do you get those cheesy jokes for your replies?
My amazingly sharp brain. I'm sharper than the winner knife in a knife sharpening competition held by the international knife sharpening association.

Would you ever go into stand up comedy? If so, how would you deal with heckling?
Pointless. The patter is essentially the same everytime, and nothing is ever unique. And just to complete the question, I'd be so fantastic if I did it, heckling would be non-existent.

How do you deal with people's insults?
Laugh. Point out how feeble they are. Show them how it's done.

What is the best nickname YOU can think of?
"Dux" and "Marcel" come a joint first, as I thought would be all too obvious.

What are you expecting to get for christmas?
Gifts of gold, common sense and mir. People telling me to be nice to the stupid furball. More poor nicknames. The usual.

How much coal do you expest in your stocking- less than or more than 35 pounds?
More than 35 pounds, definitely. I'd hate to be short-changed at Christmas.