Happy Birthday Phil! :: News

Reported by Psythor on Fri 23 Dec 2005 09:41:17 UTC
Last updated by Psythor on Fri 23 Dec 2005 09:41:17 UTC

PKMN.NET'S very own super-sleuth is 19 today, and no matter what anyone else says, Typhlosion did not forget.

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It's exactly thirteen years since the BBC went mental over a newspaper publishing the Queens Christmas Speech before even she knew what she was going to say.

How is that relevant?

It isn't.

What IS relevant is that Philip-one L-McCauley, aka irrelevent (remember the small i at the beginning), aka "author of Phil Analyses, PokéMole series 1 and series 2 champ (gives me pwnage, don't cha think?) and |337 hax0r in training! Cowly! ^_^", who comes from a "tiny Scottish town nobody cares about", turns 19 today, meaning he can do all sorts of exciting new things, none of which I know about. I'm sure there's something in some country somewhere he can now legally do. Probably something american.

Anyway, Phil is the current PokéMole Champion, after claiming the crown in Series 1 and Series 2. It remains to be seen if Phil has managed to complete the feat for a record third time; that will be determined by his reaction to the Final (tomorrow, people!).

Phil is also a big Celtic fan. Celtic currently lie top of the SPL, and although I'd love to point out how early they were knocked out the Champions League, certain other events mean I won't.

Phil is the proud owner of the James O'Malley fansite (click here), which hasn't been updated since the times of old, when Rangers ruled the roost in Scotland. How times have changed!

I think I've improvised enough now. Send your commiserations to Phil below, for having his birthday so near to Christmas, which I've always thought would be a truely awful experience.

Hopefully he won't be offended by my forgetting of his birthday. Sorry Phil :P. Have a great day.