Happy Birthday Phil! :: News

Reported by on Sun 23 Dec 2007 21:54:52 UTC
Last updated by on Fri 01 Aug 2008 12:54:21 UTC
Section: Forums & Site Stuff

Our own Internet icon turns 21 today.

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Phil or irrevilent as you may know him turns 21 like the summery of this page just stated. Well, who is Phil you may ask? When talking about Phil, its the more the better.

Phil joined back in 2003 which seems like eons ago now where he quickly (allegedly) yelled at Psythor on MSN. For that, whatever happened from that we don't know, but we do know he was made into a Random Randomness moderator where he expelled ruthless tyranny on all, as you'd expect.

(The author is aware he has included passages about bleak prints of the staff members and would like to take this moment to reassure our readers we're not that bad. We're much worse.)

He became a Global Moderator, expanding his powerful fingers all across the forums and locking YOUR topics when YOU break the rules (YOUR and YOU being the two biggest rule breakers on the site.

When he was made an admin, he went on a long self-imposed-exile to the world/drug of World Of Warcraft, his long absences from the chat playing a vital role in making our lives seem even more petty and weak.

But from his exile, he came back something greater: On level with Chuck Norris, Mr T and other Internet cult icons. But he quickly passed them to become Phil. Phil. With a full stop. He has become a symbol for all the little people on PKMN.NET and to show this, I have crudely implanted his face ontop of Chuck Norris' on MSN paint:

Top Phil. Facts:

-Phil. Once broke a rule, but the rules quickly changed themselves to suit this.

-Phil.'s tears can cure any illness, but they can also destroy an entire planet.

-Phil. And Chuck Norris have never had a fight, he simply beats Norris up.

-All the admins are Phil.

Phil. Is also the owner of the James O' Malley and the hearts of thousands of woman (and men). But all and all, Happy Birthday Phil.! We'll sure you'll see this 6 months after getting of World of Warcraft.

(I've also done Typhlosion a favour by not mentioning he's won the Pokemole twice. - Oh..)

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