Reported by Typhlosion on Thu 25 Sep 2008 13:03:40 UTC
Last updated by Typhlosion on Thu 25 Sep 2008 13:06:21 UTC
Section: PKMN.NET Meet-Up

For erm... yesterday.

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Imagine the situation.

Typhlosion in all his bone idle laziness, realises it's Rex's birthday.

"I know" he thinks. "I'll spend the evening procrastinating and watching football. Then I'll update the news tonight".

Moral of the story: Don't plan to update the site at a time when the server temporarily dies.

So instead we shall pretend we are only on Wednesday 24th September 2008. Today we shall pretend it is still Rex's 20th birthday. Rex is delighted to be 20, and could choose to celebrate this double-figures-twice-over occasion in a number of ways:

• He could hold a party and play some games. How about 20 questions, Chess (20 different opening moves) or Dungeons and Dragons (20 sided dice I'm told)?
• Attach 20 £20 notes to 20 balloons and release them. Think how much money you'd waste on those balloons though.
• Jump around in delight that his age is now a tetrahedral number (work that one out).
• Drink lots of milk. That's full of calcium, atomic number 20.
• Visit the Lincolnshire village of Twenty.
• Go and live in Egypt. That has +20 as it's international telephone dial code.

However you decide(d) to celebrate your birthday Rex, the entire staff of PKMN.NET wishes you a fantastic day. Whenever you choose to have it.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY REX!

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