Happy Birthday Webbz! :: News

Reported by Ledyba on Tue Sep 14 11:39:13 2010
Last updated by Ledyba on Wed Sep 15 12:36:51 2010
Section: PKMN.NET Meet-Up

He turns 18 now and should have received his man certificate in the post which allows him to be much hairier and much more aggressive.

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Webbz, or Alex as he's known to some people in the wilderness, is a pretty cool guy. He's a mod of this site and kicks a large degree of ass. He may or may not look like the picture I've used, but we do know he doesn't like the hissy biscuits.

Apart from not knowing what he looks like, there are a lot of other things we don't know which is a direct result of us being lazy. But here's 18 Webbz facts we do know in celebration of him being 18.

Webbz loves Cheryl Cole of the Cheryl Cole fame. We don't know why, we assume he must be one of the few people to understand what comes out of her mouth.
Webbz loves rap and hip hop, we assume this will lead him to an eventual carrer of him speaking very fast about disagreements with other rappers and garden tools.
Webbz has NOT won a Grammy for miming to a song, in fact, we don't think he's ever won a Grammy at all.
Webbz likes Newcastle FC, despite living in Birmingham. Try figuring that out, that's like, words apart. Maybe.
Webbz is not a Nazi nor a racist. Which is a good thing.
Webbz blames Gordon Brown. Still.
Webbz is a fan of the Rocky Films. Not because its what inspires him to be, but because its autobiographic, from living in the the downtown of an American town and beating up people for money to directly causing the collapse of the Soviet Union with a semi-incoherent babble of a speech - its the up and downs of Webbz, baby.
Webbz dislikes the UK's Conservative Party but admits that David Cameron has a beautiful, airbrushed face.
Webbz is a fan of Fire Emblem, but he's always frustrated that he cannot insert himself in the game and kick the enemies ass. He'd get it done it in half the time.
Webbz is an aspiring writer and has written things ranging from a Pokemon Fanfic centred around Team Magma, to an epic adventure of Webbz and Rex take on Nick Griffin whilst riding Elephants.
Webbz is one the fastest moderators in PKMN.NET with becoming a moderator in less than a year of his joining. We put it down to his matureness and a bet Rex lost.
Webbz is a devote follower of PHIL. Much like any sane person is and hopes one to to get a tatoo of him on his back. Again, like any sane person.
Webbz is also studying law and business, the latter being his forte, as he hopes to create a business selling his manliness to the masses.
Webbz is an active supporter of the 'Cheryl Cole for Webbz Rebound Effort'.
Webbz is a great fan of the late Michael Jackson, one his favourite song being 'They Don't Really Care About Us', either because of its deep message of it's a really, really good song.
Webbz is a fan of Boris Johnson, producing a fanfic based on him running Britain, but is is the first to admit Boris would be a disaster, possibly putting us at war with France.
Webbz thinks a lot of things aren't 'Black and White', even Pokemon Black and White, strangely.
Webbz is really happy for you, he's gonna let you finish, but PHIL. Had the best birthday facts of all time.

Of ALL TIME.

Besides that rather illuminating feature of Webbz, we wish him the best and hope he enjoys his birthday to the fullest extent. Possibly by celebrating by doing everything a 18 year old can do, ranging from playing the Grand Theft Auto series to Drinking. Happy Birthday Webbz!

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