Purugly Ends Her Protest

Posted on Thu 07 Jul 2011 23:14:00 UTC. Back to Season 1

Purugly is in the Diary Room

Big Brother: Good evening Purugly.

Purugly: Good evening Big Brother.

Big Brother: Thank you for leaving the bathroom.

Purugly. Big Brother appreciates your co-operation.

Purugly: You know full well that I would have continued my protest if you had not resorted to aural torture.

Big Brother: Big Brother is sorry that you felt so strongly about this. Maybe one of the other housemates would be happy to let you use their beauty products during your stay in the house.

Purugly: You do realise this is theft. I paid good money for those cosmetics.

Big Brother: Big Brother is sure that this type of eventuality was well-explained in the contract. Your possessions will be returned when you leave the house and will be untouched by interns.

Purugly: I sure hope so.

Big Brother: Apart from this event, how are you finding your first night in the Big Brother house? Purugly: It’s very small. Glad to see there are no smokers here – that smell is always hard to get out of my fur. Otherwise it’s okay.

Big Brother: And what do you think of your housemates?

Purugly: The majority of them seem very common. Nidoqueen seems to be nice though, she was very sympathetic to my cause. I think we could get on well. Also…

Big Brother: Also?

Purugly: Having arrived in this house a spinster I believed that I would be exiting as one. However, I did notice that rather handsome Watchog when we were first released from our Pokéballs. Now I don’t usually approve of cross species relations but I could be turned around on the subject if that son of a gun was involved.

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