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Slowbro Nicknames

Slowbro
Slowbro
Argo
Argos is Greek for slow, and is also the name of a city in Greece whose patron God is a Greek giant with 100 eyes, which is a symbol commonly associated with Psychic types.
Fri 08 Jul 2016 13:55:14 UTC by Arqade
The Name Rater says...
And "Arg" is the sound I made when I read this hot garbage.
Rated: Thu 31 May 2018 02:17:56 UTC
Slowbro
Slowbro
Wi-fi
It's just as slow as mine. BTW I know you're gonna say something smart or prove me wrong haha don't try I'm smarter than you anyway (O_O)77 --> the Name Rater
Fri 27 May 2016 05:20:20 UTC by Charizard7N9
The Name Rater says...
I wouldn't dream of insulting your intelligence.
Rated: Thu 12 Apr 2018 08:56:20 UTC
Slowbro
Slowbro
Aoi
I like to give my Pokemon real names with some sort of pun involved. "Aoi" is a Japanese name and it sounds similar to the onomatopoeia "Owie!"
Sun 08 Jan 2017 17:23:32 UTC by Makapy369
The Name Rater says...
Owie, indeed.
Rated: Sun 11 Mar 2018 21:16:34 UTC
Slowbro
Slowbro
Patrick
Slowbro is Pokémon's version of Patrick Star from SpongeBob Squarepants. They are both pink, dumb, and live in water.
Tue 12 Apr 2016 05:57:24 UTC by
The Name Rater says...
You and Patrick have a lot in common, I see. Except I'd say you live under a rock.
Rated: Sat 11 Jun 2016 19:05:09 UTC
Slowbro
Slowbro
ShelderBro
A pun on "elder bro," this nickname refers to the Shellder on Slowbro's tail.
Sun 13 Mar 2016 01:20:23 UTC by
The Name Rater says...
"Elder bro"? Is that was people with head injuries call their older brothers?
Rated: Mon 09 May 2016 13:26:24 UTC
Slowbro
Slowbro
Slowpoke
I was lazy and then it evolved and I was like "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
Mon 28 May 2012 15:05:34 UTC by TVSmasher66
The Name Rater says...
Then you hopefully passed out, hit your head on the side of the table and woke up to find you've never met or spoken to the Name Rater..?
Rated: Wed 29 Aug 2012 16:38:49 UTC
Slowbro
Slowbro
Slowpr0
Bro rhymes with pr0 and Slowbro is pr0, so Slowpr0
Sun 24 Oct 2010 01:16:31 UTC by Tralliz
The Name Rater says...
I hate it.
Rated: Mon 07 Feb 2011 22:55:06 UTC
Slowbro
Slowbro
Name Rater
You got my nationality wrong, I'm from New Zealand. CURSE YOU!
Fri 22 Oct 2010 06:40:46 UTC by Nuclear butthead
The Name Rater says...
I honestly couldn't care less. Be gone infantile.
Rated: Thu 03 Feb 2011 20:23:44 UTC
Slowbro
Slowbro
Desbrotoid
Slowbros before hoes!
Wed 07 Jul 2010 19:01:12 UTC by Apprentice
The Name Rater says...
And that's why you're still single.
Rated: Sun 07 Nov 2010 20:01:01 UTC
Slowbro
Slowbro
Ritardando
ritardando is a musical term meaning "slowing down; decelerating" and it made sense in my head that with a giant shell on its tail slowbro would be a lot slower after evolving than when it was a slowpoke without all the extra blubber and shelder on the end but after looking up their base speed stats and seeing that slowbro is twice as fast that nickname doesnt make as much sense anymore maybe adagio would make more sense because it just means "slow" but i think ritardando works better because if you just glance at the word it looks like it says retard and slowpoke are supposed to be very stupid ^-^
Mon 30 Nov 2009 00:52:08 UTC by king joe
The Name Rater says...
Retardando would be more suitable.
Rated: Thu 07 Jan 2010 17:02:59 UTC
Slowbro
Slowbro
Slowsis
I named it slowsis, becuz it is a female, and I simply LOVE pointing out how sexist game freak can be at times... for instance slowqueen, slaqueen, Queenler, Seaqueen, Queendra.
Sat 13 Sep 2008 01:12:14 UTC by Brikien93
Sentret says...
:(:( But Sentret thinks its just a name and so like whats the point it happens everywhere else too
Rated: Wed 01 Apr 2009 11:53:37 UTC
Slowbro
Slowbro
Geddy Lee
I don't know...Slowbro in Rush?
Sun 06 Jul 2008 00:28:03 UTC by Chaos Rush
Sentret says...
Sentret like thinks what rush it's not busy except when Slowpoke holds up the road.......
Rated: Tue 02 Dec 2008 10:00:39 UTC
Slowbro
Slowbro
Snailrater
You are slow. I submitted a nickname in October 2007 and it was only rated yesterday! You are slow.
Thu 05 Jun 2008 18:15:05 UTC by lucario12
The Name Rater says...
My heart bleeds.
Rated: Tue 30 Sep 2008 15:48:14 UTC
Slowbro
Slowbro
Name_Rater
I can understand your desire to use Amnesia on yourself after a long day of rating nicknames, Mr. Slowbro, but come on. You've given the same nicknames completely different ratings, even when they're rated within a day or so of each other. And other names you've said have already been submitted when they haven't. You have a horrible memory.
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The Name Rater says...
So according to you, I should rate each nickname with exactly the same rating? Don't be bloody ridiculous. And after rating nearly 2000 nicknames, I think I'd know if names have been submitted before, thankyou very much.
Slowbro
Slowbro
Medlennie
It's Russian for slow.
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The Name Rater says...
Not as good as your last suggestion. A little repetitive too.
Slowbro
Slowbro
SpeedBro
After I attached X Speed to my Slowbro I thought its name would need changing!!
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The Name Rater says...
Boosting its speed a little doesn't turn Slowbro into Concorde.